“Oh shit,” Jay said. “My nipples are on fire.” He rubbed his chest. “That damn dry cleaners put starch in my shirts again. Damn it, I tell them over and over, no starch. I’m allergic as a sonofabitch.”
Jay is a large black man. The sight of him skipping to the fiery nipple dance put the […]

On the small screen, two men and a woman were in a small office. The men wore suits with lapels that reached their shoulders. The salesman had Bozo hair and a wide tie. He wore a powder blue jacket that caused slight retina burn. The woman had a fountain pen in her hand. She sported […]

Sorry but i worked a long and intense day. I’m too beat to write anything of substance. Here’s a best of selection based on e-mails we received. Hey, I’m turning into Johnny Carson.
So here goes.
The first story that pops into my pea-brain happened a couple of days ago. I was visiting a fellow misfit at […]

A quick shout out to the folks at the Capitol Theatre in Maryville TN . They let me tap into their wi-fi and drink coffee. They’re halfway through restoring a nineteen-twenties era movie theatre. Check it out if you’re ever in East Tennessee. www.HistoricCapitolTheatre.com
Back to the business at hand.
One of […]

Spontaneous Combustion.
This story happened at the Dodge dealership where I worked many years ago. We had a manager there, call him Dino. Dino was one of the strangest characters I’ve ever met. He wore a toupee, stick-on nails, lifts in his shoes, butt pads and a spray on tan. No one knew what he […]