Television is a car salesman’s best friend during the long empty hours. Some guys catch up on their stories like: General Hospital, All My Children, As The World Turns. Others watch Judge shows where plaintiffs and defendants argue over pee-stained carpets and windshields broken by drunken lovers.
A few weeks ago, on a […]

I reluctantly came back from lunch today. The temptation to just keep on driving gets stronger every day. This business is starting to wear me down. Just as I neared the showroom entrance, a psychopathic salesman named Rocky burst out the door, almost smashing my face.
“Rocky,” I hissed. “Will you be careful.”
“Sorry there good […]

My career started when I saw the Help Wanted ad: Free test. Have fun, sell cars, make lots of money. It almost seemed too good to be true.
I called the Ford dealership. The receptionist sounded very glad to talk to me until she found out I was interested in having fun, selling […]

Sorry but i worked a long and intense day. I’m too beat to write anything of substance. Here’s a best of selection based on e-mails we received. Hey, I’m turning into Johnny Carson.
So here goes.
The first story that pops into my pea-brain happened a couple of days ago. I was visiting a fellow misfit at […]

Car salesmen get lots of funny e-mail. People figure if we’re stupid enough to choose to be car salesmen we’ll fall for anything. I opened the company account this morning and this is what I found.
Believe it or not.
Hello Burke. I work in company E-exchange Finland. Our company to be in
Finland. But […]